Two little boys, one black, and one white, had a continous argument over the color of God. The black boy argued that God had to be black, and the white boy said that God had to be white.
One day, the little black boy says "Why don't we ask Him?"
So the boys knelt down to pray, both asking God what color He was. Out of the Heavens, a booming voice replied "I AM WHAT I AM"
The little black boy looked sad, but the white boy jumped up, feeling victorious. "I told you he was white!!", the white boy yelled.
"How you know that?" asked the black boy.
"Because if he was black he would've said, "I is who I is!"