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A guy at the golf course takes a high speed ball in the crotch. Writhing in pain and agony, He falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it DOC?" I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is a virgin in every way shape and form." The Doc said, "I'll have to put it in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week." So the Doc took four tongue depressers and made a neat four sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his fiancee. Then they marry. And on their honeymoon night in there hotel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal the most gorgeous set of breasts he has ever laid eyes on. This is the first time he saw them. She says, "You are the first to see these. No one has ever touched my breasts." He pulls down his pants, whips out his peker and says, "And look at this, it's still in the crate."

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