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Three midgets who really want to be in the Guiness Book of World Records decide that they can come up with "something" that would qualify them for submission into the book. They call up the judging panel and arrange an appointment.

The first midget walks into the judging room and tells the panel, "I believe I have the smallest hands in the world!" The judges examine him and confer. Upon making their decision, the midget exits the room. As he enters the waiting area, he tells his friends, "I made it! I have the smallest hands in the WORLD!"

The second midget walks into the judging room and tells the panel, "I have the smallest feet in the world!" The judges examine his feet and confer. Upon making their decision, the midget exits the room. As he enters the waiting room, he tells his friends, "I made it! I have the smallest feet in the WORLD!"

The third midget walks into the judging room and tells the panel, "Well, I don't have the smallest hands or feet in the world, but I think I do have something that might qualify!" With that he whips out his tiny dick and shows the judges. They chuckle, but examine him and confer. Upon making their decision, the midget exits the room. As he enters the waiting area, he shakes his head back and forth, hanging his head low. "Did you get in the book?" asks the first midget. "No," the third midget says sadly, "but I sure would like to know who that Bill Clinton fucker is."

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