There was this guy from Arkansas named Jethro walking down the road one day when he noticed his friend across the road carrying a bag.
Jethro : "Hey Billy Joe what you got in that bag?"
Billy Joe: "Got me some chickens."
Jethro : "Chickens! I sure would like chickens. How 'bout this: if I guess how many chickens you got in that thar bag you give me one..."
Billy Joe: "Sheeeeiiit, Jethro, if you guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll give you BOTH of 'em!"
Jethro : "Okay... Uhhh... Five?"
Billy Joe: "Nope!"
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