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Back in the early 80's when the 5.0 HO first came out, my Aunt tells me a story about how she avoided a ticket . She was at the local bar and had been drinking some. When she left she spun out of the parking lot and was doing 65 in a 35 when an officer pulled her over. She had liquer on her breath so she quickly gulped down two certs mints. The officer asked what she had put in her mouth and she said birth control pills, so he asked why and she said, "Well, when I saw you comin' I knew I was going to get fucked!" She didn't get a ticket.

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