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Night Before Christmas

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Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Everyone felt shitty Even the mouse

With mom at the whore house And dad smoking grass I had just settled down For a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter Then up in the air I saw a big dick I knew in a flash it must be St. Nick

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew right away that the fat fucker fell He filled the stockings with doobies and beer And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer

He went up the chimney and blew a big fart The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"

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categories: holidays, vacations word fun (puns, riddles)

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