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Super Models in a Crashing Plane

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Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a supermodels conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost all power to the engines of the plane and are going to make an emergency crash landing - please assume the brace position immediately!"

Immediately the three models look at each other and start preparing for the worst. Claudia quickly pulls out some lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face up. Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask: "What in the hell are you doing Claudia, fixing up your make-up-we are about to fricking crash!"

Claudia responds: "Well I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search for, and save first, the people who have the best looking faces_this is why I am putting on my make-up."

Immediately Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity.

Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Rachel have you lost your fucking senses?? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see--we are about to die!"

Rachel responds: "I have it on good authority that in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful breasts_this is why I am exposing my tits!"

Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties to expose her female "love triangle."

Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell: "Naomi - Are your fucking crazy?? Why are you exposing your snatch for everyone to see??"

Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES, PLEASE! I know for a fact that the first thing the rescue workers always look for in plane crashes is the black box!!"


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