Ole, Larse, and Sven were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Larse started by saying, "I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other day and found a hammer and a saw under our bed. I think she is screwing a carpenter."
Sven answered, "Ya, I think my wife is not faithful either. The other day I went home and found a pipe wrench and some pipes under my bed. I think she is screwing a plumber."
Ole then joins in and says, "Vel, if you think that is bad, I've got one for ya. I vent home yesterday and found a cowboy under my bed. I think that Lina is screwing a horse!"