"You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail?"
"I like the cut of your jib."
"If I were that horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle."
Wizard: "You know, my hat isn't the only thing that's pointed."
"Thy breastplate is wondrous! Wouldst thou hold my polearm whilst I attempt to light thy fire?"
"Dost thou practice safe hex?"
"Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chamber floor."
"I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like to see my breaststroke?"
Wench: "What's that sound?" Knight: "That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding."
"Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!"
"You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends is on it!!"
"Ever see a passion play? Would you like to?"
"Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours."