Fat, old, poor...

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Yo mama' so fat...

She fell in love and she broke it.

She jumped on a scale and it said "to be continued".

She jumped on a scale and it said "one at a time please".

She jumped on a dollar and got four quarters.

She's got her own area code.

Her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.

When God said let there be light, he told her to move her ass over.

She smokes a turkey after sex

Yo mama's so old...

She was in Jesus's yearbook.

When God said let there be light, she flipped the switch.

Her driver's license number is one.

Yo family's so poor...

Your house has a kickstand.

You have to go home and take off your clothes so your father has pants to go to work

Yo dad's so bald...

He reaches into his pants just to run his fingers through his hair.

Yo house is so nasty...

The roaches wear shoes.

You wipe your feet before going out.

Yo mama's so stupid...

She thought a quaterback is a refund.

I gave a penny for her thoughts and got change back.

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