My Job Sucks

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You think your job sucks? Let me tell you about the people I work with.

First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.

The next chick is exactly the opposite- she might even be one of the smartest girls on the planet. She has endless career opportunities but she's still here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I doubt she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive past the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. The guy is baked before he comes to work, after work, and even during work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last 10 years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and, to make things worse, brings his fucking giant dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walking around half stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King every single fucking day.

Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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by Phillip C. 1+ years ago

Fantastic! Misleading, hateful, and hilarious!!!

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by emma l. 1+ years ago

Freaking awesome. This is my favorite lol

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by Thunder K. 1+ years ago

Hey hey, in what world is Velma a 1 out of 10?? That aside, hilarious stuff!

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by Ray F. 1+ years ago

I love scoobydoo, but fred is just being mean!!!

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by Luke F. 1+ years ago

I really did not see that coming. In fact I only got it when you said "solving mysteries" I kinda assumed you were actually talking about your real job in a shop or something (guess that's because I used to read a lot of the stories on customerssuck.com)

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by Jason R. 1+ years ago

I started reading this and I was like ok this is a reference to something like the spongebob one was and I'm gonna figure this out... I got it at the end of the second paragraph. This joke is great and I love scooby doo!

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by jada s. 1+ years ago

I cant choose is the spongebob one better or the scooby doo one?? hahaha

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by Annalyzza A. 1+ years ago

Sweet i like this one alot!!

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by d.K. t. 1+ years ago

SCOOBY PWND lmao.....nice one...it took me a minute to get the joke

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by john h. 1+ years ago

ya and they take orders from a fag in a ascot

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by Roastedzergling D. 1+ years ago

ROOBY DOOBY DOOOOO!!

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by Brandon S. 1+ years ago

Dude, all your stuff is freakin' hilarious!

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