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How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains.

Which 6th grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead? The blonde - she is eighteen.

How can you tell if a man is horny? He's breathing.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs? Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.

What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole. Newt's tie.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for the golf ball.

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.

Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Her boyfriend was a blonde also.

What part of a woman does a man like looking at best? The top of her head.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end of it? So men can be open minded.

What's the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up? Walks home.

What's the difference between a whorehouse and a circus? One is a cunning array of stunts.

What do you get when you cross a yeast infection and an achy breaky heart? An itchy twitchy crotch.

Heard about the new divorce Barbie? It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

What's invisible and smells like worm? A bird fart.

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