A guy walked into a local Wal-Mart.

He started looking around for something, but after touring half of the entire store, he couldn't find what he was looking for.

He went to the front desk to file a complaint.

"Your store lies," he said to the manager.

The manager looked at him with a puzzled face. "What do you mean? We never lied about anything."

"Yes you did," the man retorted.

"Look," the manager said, "we sell everything at unbeatable prices, we let you play free demos in the game department, we have the best power tool brands, and we have the friendliest services. So what could the store lie about?"

The man looked at him. "The store's name is Wal-Mart.. but I don't see any WALLS for sale!"