Jack Ass was a man. He was given the weirdest name by his mother, who was drunk when she was naming her child. Anyways, one time Jack got pulled over by a police for speeding. The police walks up to Jack and asks him, “What is your name?” Jack sighed and replied “Jack Ass.” The police glared at Jack. “What the hell did you just call me?” “I didn’t call you anything.” Jack said. “Real funny. Now tell me your name.” the police said. “Jack Ass.” Jack said. “Now listen here, I ain’t no damn jackass. I’m a police officer and you are to respect me and do as I say. Now tell me your name.” the police said, getting annoyed. “Jack Ass.” Jack replied. The police wrote down the ticket and handed it to Jack. He walked off. Jack looked at the ticket. He was given a ticket for speeding 12 miles over the limit…and for disrespecting a police officer.