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An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.

His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must eat grass. The driver told the Attorney. The Attoorney would not hear of it and said come to my house and I will feed you. The man stated, sir I have a wife and three children, and then the second man spoke up and said I have a wife and six children. The Attorney says it is ok bring them all, there is enough for everyone.

It takes about twenty minutes to get everyone into the car and they are on their way.Shortly after the two men are totally overtaken and are saying to the Attorney, sir I do not know how to thank you and we are not able to repay you, thank you for your kindness. The Attorney says to them do not worry about it, it is fine and plenty for everyone. You will love my house, the grass is about two feet high.

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by jayjay p. 1+ years ago

:( :( :| :| :) :) :)) :)) :D.

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by Preston N. 1+ years ago

Your starving, but I need my lawn mowed

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by Jason R. 1+ years ago

I bet he saves a lot of money on lawn mowers!

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by Jacob C. 1+ years ago

this was actually pretty funny!

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by Tony T. 1+ years ago

Why are you act so surprise? We all have been screwed by lawyers.

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Marcus H. 1+ years ago

what a dick

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by jack d. 1+ years ago

A-hole! Lol

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by Taxon n. 1+ years ago

how cruel

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by Vern A. 1+ years ago

How sad lol

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