How to call someone Stupid

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Politically correct ways to call someone stupid

A few clowns short of a circus

A few fries short of a happy meal

An experiment in artificial stupidity

A few beers short of a six pack

Dumber than a box of hair

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

Not the coldest beer in the fridge

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

All foam, no beer

Has an IQ of 2 but it takes 3 to grunt

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

Has the IQ of a house plant

As smart as bait

Chimney's clogged

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

His antenna doesn't pick up all the chanels

Proof that evolution can go in reverse

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

The lights are on but no-one's home

The light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished

2 sticks short of a bundle

A few pints short of a quart

Cables connected, no voltage

Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool

One neuron short of a synapse


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