The Mommy Test

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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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by Olivia B. 1+ years ago

hehe

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by Hailey J. 1+ years ago

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by Hailey J. 1+ years ago

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by Emma T. 1+ years ago

copied

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by Sebastian Y. 1+ years ago

HAAHA poor daddy!

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by Megan E. 1+ years ago

lol too funny! i have a 4 yr old daughter and i'll have to remember this!

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by Rachel K. 1+ years ago

I can see my mom saying that!

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by NaTiVe B. 1+ years ago

thats all funny!! i mean very funny

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by NaTiVe B. 1+ years ago

dats all funy

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by NaTiVe B. 1+ years ago

thats funny right there

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by anthony s. 1+ years ago

i don't get it

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Twi~Hard~fan C. 1+ years ago

think about it funnyman

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by funnyman 6 4. 1+ years ago

i dont get it

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by Megan C. 1+ years ago

genius!!!!! oh my gosh!!! I love it!!

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by Abby B. 1+ years ago

Very good!! Why was this submitted by a brian h.? How are you a mother Brian?

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by Ali T. 1+ years ago

that is the funniest thing i have ever heard and it is sooooooo true!!!!

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