Dead Body

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One day you go to a grocery store. There is absolutely nothing in your car, but you lock it, roll up the windows, and go inside.

You shop for a while and when you come back out, everything is exactly the way you left it. The windows are rolled up and it's locked, but there's a dead body inside.

How did the dead body get inside your car?

ANSWER BELOW:

You own a convertible.

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by Owen M. 6 days ago

surprising, but not really funny

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