Dead Body

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One day you go to a grocery store. There is absolutely nothing in your car, but you lock it, roll up the windows, and go inside.

You shop for a while and when you come back out, everything is exactly the way you left it. The windows are rolled up and it's locked, but there's a dead body inside.

How did the dead body get inside your car?

ANSWER BELOW:

You own a convertible.

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by Katie K. 11 months ago

Title these as "Riddle" or something like that and it should cut down on people having a "duhhh" kind of reaction..

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by Casey C. last year

It's not supposed to be extremely funny, guys. It just a fun riddle.

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by Tiffani T. 1+ years ago

Every one of your jokes that I've read so far aren't really jokes. They're riddles.

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by Elvia s. 1+ years ago

Umm..... Yea NoT Funny

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by defenderoffunny s. 1+ years ago

I don't get it...

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by a. l. 1+ years ago

DONT CLICK THIS LINK!!!! http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?qsi=26090183

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by Owen M. 1+ years ago

surprising, but not really funny

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