Robot Bartender

mark as unread

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says,"What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you gonna cheer for the Leafs again this year?"

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Stats

smiley 7.2 G

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 34,105 times

categories: bar, drinking celebrities, entertainment, people computer, science, technology insults other

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 7 of 7 discussions       sort by: newest

0 thumb down thumb up
by Elmer G. 1+ years ago

lolz yh i got it tha first time i wuz lolin tha better part wuz that it wuz uploaded by a chick!

Reply to Elmer G.'s comment
+1 thumb down thumb up
by Joseph M. 1+ years ago

An IQ of 50 is way below average. "Leafs" is the Toronto Maple Leafs, who have not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, and have not made the playoffs since 2005.

Reply to Joseph M.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by j r. 1+ years ago

......i dont get it :(

Reply to j r.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by frank c. 1+ years ago

.................i dont get it can someone clarify?

Reply to frank c.'s comment
0 thumb down thumb up
by danielle p. 1+ years ago

and yes spell that way on purpose

Reply to danielle p.'s comment
+2 thumb down thumb up
by danielle p. 1+ years ago

hmmm i didnt uderstand till i saw yer comments i thuoght it waz about fall wen the leafs fall.......im cunfused

Reply to danielle p.'s comment
[below viewing threshold, show comment] -3 thumb down thumb up
by Vinnie D. 1+ years ago

Ummm..... I really dont get it

Show 1 replies to this comment

CMKOM_Robot Bartender

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

8mv8UdH2miq7lupJyzrvMg
0