there is a little kid and he does not know a thing.

his mom is cleaning the kitchen and she hurts herself and she shouts shit.

the little boy goes "mom? what does shit mean?"

"it means cleaning the kitchen, dear,"

he goes up to his dad and the dad hurts himself in the garage and shouts crap.

"dad, waht does crap mean?"

"oh......uh........ it means cleaning the garage,"

his grampa comes and is shaving his beard and cuts himself ans he shouts bullocks.

"grampa, what does bullocks mean?"

"it means shaving your beard,"

a women comes to the door and askes what they are doing.

my grampa is shaving his bullocks, my mum is cleaning the shit and my dad is organising the crap