a trip to confession

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A guy goes into a church confessional booth and says: "Forgive me Father for i have sinned. last nighnt i slept with 3 different women last night."

the priest then says "Go home, squeeze 5 lemons in a glass and drink it as fast as you can."

"and i will be forgiven?" asks the man

"No" the priest says. "but it will wipe that smirk off your face."

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by Rachel K. 1+ years ago

man thats dirty

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by elly j. 1+ years ago

"last nighnt i slept with 3 different women last night." notice the doubleing up of words??

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