Two Idiot Sightings

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IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She is a government employee in Montreal, P.Q.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it’s open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.' This was at the Ford dealership in Guelph, Ontario

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by Pushkin R. 1+ years ago

Cathy, if you really want it, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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by Wayne M. 1+ years ago

LOL

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by mehwish k. 1+ years ago

ah, good ole canadians.

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by Megan C. 1+ years ago

I love the ford dealership one!! Thats hilarious

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by Brittany C. 1+ years ago

x3

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by fdg d. 1+ years ago

probally not true bout the places or it actually happen

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by Cynthia S. 1+ years ago

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read!!!

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