A customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop said to the cashier, "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma's in bloomers."

The cashier replied, "That'll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, then dollars for the flamingos, six dollars for the sunflowers, and an apology for my wife!"