Two Brazilian Men

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A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,

"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing

"That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"

Confused the husband replies "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,

"... So how many is a Brazilian?"

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: blondes ethnic, race, international men, women, relationships word fun (puns, riddles)

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by amaka o. 1+ years ago

hahahahahaha brazillians is more than zillions hahahaha

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by bradely c. 1+ years ago

i love this joke! except the version i heard used george w bush.

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by Jacob C. 1+ years ago

i didnt get that one

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Carla M. 1+ years ago

took me a few seconds to get it =P hahahahaaaaa dont you just LOVE blonde jokes? xD

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by tessa p. 1+ years ago

hahaha

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by Owen M. 1+ years ago

lol

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by Matt L. 1+ years ago

haha! great!

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