The Math teacher, The Priest, and The Soldier

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A priest, a math teacher, and a soldier all got on the plane.

The math teacher took out his math book to plan his next lesson, and it fell out the window.

The priest took out to bible to pray, and it fell out the window.

The soldier took out a grenade in memory of his grandfather, and it fell out the window.

They all got off the plane.

The math teacher found a girl crying on the sidewalk. The math teacher asks, "Why are you crying?" The little girl says, "A math book fell from the sky and hit me on the head!" The math teacher walked away.

The priest found a little boy crying on his lawn. The priest asked, "Why are you crying?" The little boy said, "A bible fell out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The priest walked away.

The soldier found a boy on the street laughing his head off. The soldier asks, "Why are you laughing so hard?" The little boy said," I farted and that house blew up!!!!"

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by emma l. 1+ years ago

Kay this one actually made me laugh.

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by NaTiVe B. 1+ years ago

not bad

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by John R. 1+ years ago

lol i wish my farts could do that

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