Intercom Blowjob

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The boy just takes the girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What ? You're crazy???!!!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up.."

"I've already said NO, and NO!"

"Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too.."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

"My love.. don't be like that.."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says. "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

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by Lexi J. 1+ years ago

I knew what one was, but what is exactly IS a blowjob? I swear I remember, but I just forgot.

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by skyler lynn l. 1+ years ago

uhoh that girls going to feel akward at breakfast the next morning :/

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by Sharon N. 1+ years ago

lol they made an ad of this but i think its banned nw...but still funny..

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by Marcus H. 1+ years ago

I just Lol'd in my pants

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by Samanatha F. 1+ years ago

idc how many repeats there are its still funny ^^

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by Jason B. 1+ years ago

how many times is this same joke going to be posted before some1 just bans this joke

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by insertnamehere o. 1+ years ago

so either way he gets a blow job (win)

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by Abby B. 1+ years ago

FAIL! XD

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by j d. 1+ years ago

old, but definately a classic... thx for the memories! jd

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by Pushkin R. 1+ years ago

This joke is posted like 8 times on Funny.com

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