Bank Loan

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Bank Loan

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

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by Noah S. 1+ years ago

:D

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by j r. 1+ years ago

damn,got me..

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by Larissa S. 1+ years ago

couldn't resist :]

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Brittany H. 1+ years ago

i appreciate jokes that make me smile ^_^ that was good... i did sing it...well some of it... i dont know that whole song...

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by john h. 1+ years ago

...............................................................................................................................................................................................................shit i sung it...............

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by Symphony A. 1+ years ago

wow...........................heheheh..................

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by Tyeicha S. 1+ years ago

i have to admit i did laugh

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by imogen d. 1+ years ago

lol i laughed. gonna send it to my mum :)

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by brian h. 1+ years ago

look at my other jokes and vote on them

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

yeah but either way its still pretty funny

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by Owen M. 1+ years ago

I think it'd be better without the narrator's comments in it

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