Texans dont forget

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A plane is flying over the pacific ocean and the pilot announces that the planes load must be lightened immediatly or they are going to all crash into the ocean because they dont have enough fuel to get to land. So the passangers imidediatly throw all the bags out of the plane and everything non-essental and the pilot says "the co-pilot has calculated that we still need to lighten our load." A british guy stands at the door of the plane and yells. "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN" and jumps out. a frenchman stands at the door and yells "VIVA LA FRANCE" (long live france) and jumps out. An American from Texas stands up and says "REMEBER THE ALAMO" and throws a mexican out.

moral of this story is ??????? (i forgot what my grandpa said the moral of this story is if you have heard this joke before or your one of those moral people please say in the comments below.)

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