Polish Divorce

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Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on ! shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."


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by Lexi J. 1+ years ago

arsenious, aerious, gareisoun, majestious, tragedious, and about 20 more. [Words that have a-e-i-o-u with no repitition and in order]. I'm Upset that when i Googles the goldfish thing ( #13 ), This Popped Up > http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=355369 < THIS IS NOT A SPAM. Anyways, You Copied And Pasted...most of these were amusing though.

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Aaron P. 1+ years ago

Near as I can tell, this is a combination of two separate jokes that really didn't need to be combined. "Why did the Polish guy think his wife was going to kill him? He found Polish remover on her dresser draw." << Short and sweet. And if you cut it short a bit... "Is your wife a nagger?" "Nope, but the last kid was a little nagger, that's why I want this dang day-vorce" (redneck fellow I believe, instead of polish) But of course it is always possible that this joke came first anyway. Just what I had already heard.

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by Megan C. 1+ years ago

OH MY GOD!!!! 10/10!!! HILARIOUS!!! :)

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by David S. 1+ years ago

JA is german, not at all polish...

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by Bryan H. 1+ years ago

wow, this joke fails

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

that wasnt bad..a little racist though

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by Eric M. 1+ years ago

badum PSH

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