Saying Goodbye to Mother

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SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER......

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even have to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the front door.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car.

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by Vera (. 1+ years ago

OH MY GOSH GAHAHABAHAHA!!!! This is so f-in hilarious!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!!!

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by Aimee K. 1+ years ago

This is exactly like another joke only it was a dog instead of a cat

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by Emily W. 1+ years ago

oh my god!!!!! i can barely sit up!!!!! lol that is hilarious!!!!

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by naniya b. 1+ years ago

lol hilarious the last one is my favorite, keep it up good work:)

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by Jason R. 1+ years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BREATHE!!

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by Alyssa C. 1+ years ago

AHAHA!!! Love it!!

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

lmao that was awesome!!!!!! i laughed my ass off!

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by Marie D. 1+ years ago

hahahahahahahahaha

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by Reed W. 1+ years ago

i read that one

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by Jackie O. 1+ years ago

This is a rip off of another joke. The cat is a dog, hence "bitch".

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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

Lol! Thats fantastic!!

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