No Blacks In NASCAR

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David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev.Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race..

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run..

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

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by jada s. 1+ years ago

Im black and that shit is FUNNY!

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by danielle p. 1+ years ago

not blacks ya mean pimps

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Brittany H. 1+ years ago

....wow....umm...yeeeah..

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by leah e. 1+ years ago

red neck comment

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

lol i agree jd but i think evony is a mmo game that cost money

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by j d. 1+ years ago

nice joke, but don't appreciate a dumb bit_ch attached to the end of it (evony? Isn't that a soap or laxitive or something...?)

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by Bret L. 1+ years ago

I miss the good Top 10's on David Letterman.

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by Eric P. 1+ years ago

These are tasteless but funny. I doubt David Letterman ever used this list on TV. It seems too un-PC even for him.

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