Which Bra are You?

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A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

The man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."

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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? It is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs {B} Barely there {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake {G} Get a Reduction {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Then there's the German bra: Holtzemfromfloppen


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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Brittany H. 1+ years ago

i like...but i feel all....barely there.. TT_TT

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by Anna G. 1+ years ago

Beautiful, just beautiful! One of my all-time favorites!

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by Cynthia S. 1+ years ago

I just hope that nobody tries to copy this one... It's funny!!!

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by brittany a. 1+ years ago

thts good man where did u get the joke

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by Andy P. 1+ years ago

wtf? write like a normal person, dont seperate the lines like that its hard to read

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by sam d. 1+ years ago


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