College Senior VS. Freshman

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Freshman: Is never in bed past noon. Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.

Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut. Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.

Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall. Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.

Freshman: Calls the professor "Teacher." Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."

Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class. Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.

Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade. Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.

Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university. Senior: Knows where the next class is. Usually.

Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed. Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.

Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are. Senior: Has own personal workstation.

Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week. Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.

Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year. Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year.

Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm Senior: Is proud of not quite failing his Complex Analysis midterm

Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night Senior: Calls Domino's every other night

Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of professors Senior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summer

Freshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questions Senior: Homework? I knew I forgot to do something last night

Freshman: Goes on grocery-shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving into group house

Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society Senior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry room

Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago

YES!!! HAHA!! Silly Freshmen.

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