A Poem to Ponder

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I was shocked, confused, bewildered

As I entered Heaven's door,

Not by the beauty of it all,

Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven

Who made me sputter and gasp--

The thieves, the liars, the sinners,

The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade

Who swiped my lunch money twice.

Next to him was my old neighbor

Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought

Was rotting away in hell,

Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,

Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus , 'What's the deal?

I would love to hear Your take.

How'd all these sinners get up here?

God must've made a mistake.

'And why's everyone so quiet,

So somber - give me a clue.'

'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.

No one thought they'd be seeing you.'

JUDGE NOT.

Remember....Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian Any more than standing in your garage makes you a car ..

Every saint has a PAST.... Every sinner has a FUTURE

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by Tiana M. 1+ years ago

That was very nice, i guess you understand it more if your a christian, like me.

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by Michael D. 1+ years ago

The thing is, IT WASN'T FUNNY! 1/10.

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by Jason R. 1+ years ago

I loved the thing about the car!

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by Anna G. 1+ years ago

It think this is great!!! LMAO Mostly because it is just so true

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by King Funny 1+ years ago

so sad and so true...

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by Steven L. 1+ years ago

nice:)

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by Austin J. 1+ years ago

haha I love it

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by Bradley G. 1+ years ago

i agree with miguel c. NAVEED NEEDS TO FUCKING GOOOOOOOO. IM SICK OF THEIR SHIT

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by miguel c. 1+ years ago

Naveed S. should be kicked off funny .com

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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago

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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago

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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago

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by Naveed S. 1+ years ago

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by K D. 1+ years ago

hahaa! this is good :D

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by Emily H. 1+ years ago

umm... funny? i think you may have the wrong site

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by brent s. 1+ years ago

that was a really good poem but i think it belongs on a different website

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by Cameron S. 1+ years ago

Too True.

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