After a thorough checkup by Dr. Proctor, Bill was sadly informed that he had developed colon cancer and only had 6 months to live.
In shock, Bill asked, "Doc, is there nothing I can do to help?"
The doctor replied, "Don't you live a couple of blocks from that wonderful, new Health Spa?"
Bill answered, "Yes, I do. Why? Can they help?"
The doctor said, "Well, you should routinely visit them every single day during the next 6 months for Mud-Bath treatments."
Asked Bill, "Really? Will that help?"
The doctor answered, "Not necessarily, but maybe they can help you to get used to the dirt!"
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