Stupid quotes from Famous Stupid People

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --- Former U.S. Vice President, Dan Quayle

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ---Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." --- Former French President, Charles De Gaulle

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --- Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoened documents.

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees" --- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." ---Brooke Shields

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ---David Dinkins, NYC Mayor, discussing his failure to pay taxes

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions between the two, but can't remember what they are." ---Matt Lauer on the Today Show

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." ---Mariah Carey

And the by far best quote yet!!!!!:

This quote was during Miss USA 1994. Miss Alabama was asked: "If you could lice forever would you and why?" Her reply was then: "I would not live forever because we should not live forever because, if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live foreverm which is why I would not live forever."

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by Owen M. 1+ years ago

I don't find the miss USA one especially dumb. Mariah Carey's is a classic

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

thats golden

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