1. You are Different and That’s Bad

2. Take a Walk Down the Railroad Tracks with Me

3. Dad’s New Wife ‘Greg’

4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It" Book:

6. A Children's Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. How to Kick Ass At School

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. Adoption: A Fresh Start

13. Grandpa's new Casket

14. Fun With Abandoned Refrigerators

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way

19. Why You Were An Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes Froggy, And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

23. Nightmares: Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

24. A Child's Guide to Final Arrangments

25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School

26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool

30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!

31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet

32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road

33. You Can’t Help It If You’re Stupid

34. Patty Went Splat! (Don’t YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)

35. Bullies Have More Fun

36. Mommy’s Got A New Baby To Love

37. Timmy’s The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend

38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You’re Not A Sissy

39. Michael Jackson’s “Fun” Place

40. Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorcerer

41. I Am My Own Grandpa

42. Who’s My Daddy?

43. Fatherhood: A Guide for the Adolescent

44. Small Objects and Electrical Outlets

45. Different Daddies Each Day of the Week

46. Operation and Nomenclature of the Colt 1911-A1 .45 ACP

47. Little Hands, Big Toasters

48. How To Make A Plastic Bag Space Helmet

49. Santa Claus And Other Lies Your Parents Told You

50. Fun With Things Under The Kitchen Sink