Taxi Driver

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During a ride in a taxi, the rider touches the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

Upon the touch the cab driver flinches, screams, and goes into a full panic, swerving from side to side on the road.

Finally the driver regains control.

"sorry" the cab driver says, "this is my first day on the job. for the past 20 years i have been driving a hearse."

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by ansiboy j. 1+ years ago

i think kaity r is cutier :)

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by Owen M. 1+ years ago

I'm pretty sure I've read this somewhere b4, but still funny ;)

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by Kaity R. 1+ years ago

Nick H. - you're an idiot.

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by Nick H. 1+ years ago

brent s why r u looking at it if its not funny. which it is

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by Fear Z. 1+ years ago

Hahaa, cute joke. xP

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by brent s. 1+ years ago

are you serious? you almost crapped yourself? whats wrong with you people this joke isn't funny. it sux

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by Klanes L. 1+ years ago

When i read this i was laughing so hard i crapped myself. I'm never going to read jokes in class again XD

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