(true story) A few days ago, in a small bank in a strip mall, a bank alarm went off (on a sunday), and the cop who responded decided the sillohette he saw belonged to a dangerous robber, as such, he decided it apprpraite to call in the police departments from severall districts, the county SWAT team, AND for some reason, the district fire department, after waiting for upwards of 3 hours and no responses to phonecalls, the SWAT team decided to make a move, the SWAT team broke the door open and demanded that the subject remain still and put his hands behind his head, when the suspect refused to comply the officers had no choice but to tackle the suspect. Job well done men

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ITS A FUCKING CARDBOARD CUT-OUT OF A TELLER!

The nervous cop never revealed his name.

Kudos to the officer who called it in, otherwise we would have had an unbearably boring 3 hours!