Remove from package. Microwave on high for 3 minutes, or until golden brown. remove from microwave. Enjoy.

lols ten steps to having your life be super danceamatic step one put inbateries that last forever step two put song on everybody dance now step three click play step four eat step five go to crowded place step six open mouth everytime you want song to be going step seven get job as dj step eight make reserves for when you die you get placed in crowded burial zone step nine make sure when you die you have your mouth open step ten your burial is now a dance place

I love saying that and my mom gets really mad. Nice use of the phrase. :-)

On the Ipod Touch it says Do not microwave. :D

they could had changed it to something like this 2.Do NOT stick this in general areas of body xD

to eat or not to eat?

ever since i did it in front of them..

omfg that made me lol. xD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ME THINK IT YUMMY!!!!!

lol Kira, totally agree, well note the fact that it doesnt taste good so dont try it. ugh to me it tasted like bleach =(

You just know that someone is going to try and eat it just because it says not to.

Srsly guyz! Just don't eat it, k?!

the really bad part is that they wouldn't have put that in unlees someone had eating one

I just realized that my smiley face looks wrong...

but i thought it was an apple??? *U*

well most people dont read the manual anyways

Ive got MUSIC in my tummy, and i cant get it out! music in my tummy...... ahaha.

lol it's so small , you COULD eat it

Step 1: take ipod out of packaging. step 2: eat ipod shuffle.......... lol i would eat it any day....

I guess they figured that anybody stupid enough to buy an iPod (especially a Shuffle) needed that explained to them.

I'd scarf that down like it was a Hershey's bar.

what kind of dumb ass wud eat an iPod Shuffle?

congratulations, you just made my day