A man walking around a car lot looking for a car,he finds one he likes,so he bent over to fell the carpet of the car,but as soon as he bends over he lets out a big fart. Embarrassed he look around to see if anyone heard the fart,and sure enough a sales person is standing right behind him embarrassed he quickly asks how much the car is. The sales person says if you farted just toching the car your 'gonna crap your pants when you hear how much the car is
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I agree with Jeff Z. There are wayy too many errors to understand the joke. Once I figured it out it was HIALORIOUS
this would be a better joke if the punctuation was used correctly... i didn't really understand it all too well but it's a good joke nonetheless
i agree with Ryan R. because it is the best joke ever I mean you have to agree! Don't you?
This is old. I'm sure I saw it here before. Abort when it asks you to abort!