Dear Tide

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I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

lolz the last part is what makes it so extremly funny.

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by kirk a. 1+ years ago

HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy

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by Mad R. 1+ years ago

Thats not funny....thats...thats horrible....asshole or not what gives her the right to take a human life....this is sick.......0/10

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by Taylor L. 1+ years ago

Hahahahhahahahahhaaa!

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