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A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a colleague of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Matt ?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by justin h. 1+ years ago

get your nose out of other's business. no offense meant.

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by Michael G. 1+ years ago

Why is it that mostly stupid people post comments to these jokes? No offence meant, but if you don't understand the joke don't tell the whole world!

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by Jojo R. 1+ years ago

How is it hard to get? The wife instantly changes her mind when the husband lists the things she'll lose if she leaves him.

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by Gary S. 1+ years ago

At lest he picked a cute one

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by Jenny Z. 1+ years ago

What does it mean...?

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by Catie B. 1+ years ago

aww. thats cute

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by Jeff Z. 1+ years ago

call me stupid... but i don't really get it

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by Jake H. 1+ years ago

A little hard to get at first, but overall pretty good =D solid 9

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