Four Worms

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Four Worms and a lesson to be learned

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol -Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What did you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service --

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by Lily L. 1+ years ago

I can't belive someone is THAT stupid!

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

duh i know what they are! but it wasny that funny.

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by tan h. 1+ years ago

tat's lame u noe

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by Nick H. 1+ years ago

Kirk a. FUCK U

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by Michael G. 1+ years ago

How is this not a perfect 10? Laughed so much a bit of wee came out!

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

um... WHAT THE HELL???

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by kirk a. 1+ years ago

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