McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac

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In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger recently. Here's David Letterman's explanation(s)....

The Top Ten List "McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac":

#10. We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan"..

#9. Condom, condiment-what's the damn difference?

#8. It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe"..

#7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake..

#6. It Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true..

#5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy Meal"..

#4. So what-a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway..

#3. Employees too embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms with that?"

#2. Drive-thru speaker broken-"Coke with lots of ice" sounded like "prophylactic device"..

And the #1 McDonald's Excuse for the Condom in a Big Mac:

#1. When you're "servicing" billions and billions, you can't be too careful

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