In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger recently. Here's David Letterman's explanation(s)....
The Top Ten List "McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac":
#10. We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan"..
#9. Condom, condiment-what's the damn difference?
#8. It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe"..
#7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake..
#6. It Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true..
#5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy Meal"..
#4. So what-a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway..
#3. Employees too embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms with that?"
#2. Drive-thru speaker broken-"Coke with lots of ice" sounded like "prophylactic device"..
And the #1 McDonald's Excuse for the Condom in a Big Mac:
#1. When you're "servicing" billions and billions, you can't be too careful