A guy was riding the city bus, and all of a sudden, he really had to fart. So deciding that the music was loud enough, he could relieve himself with the beat of the songs. So after a couple of songs he was completely fine, nothing left.
When his stop came, he got up and everybody on his way out were just staring at him.
Then he realized that he had his iPod on.
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LOL! I Can't Believe Everybody Was Just Staring At Him! Imagine That You Farted Like "Fart Fart Fart *Pause* Fart Fart Fart! *Pause" Faaaart!"
Good Joke. Liked it better when I read it here last month by Moelicious! Why don't people use the abort submission button?
Farting is a natural process ... if you hold it in "the gas travels to your head and that's where shitty ideas come from" Oh and it's only acceptable to fart in public when it's you and only you.