City Bus

mark as unread

A guy was riding the city bus, and all of a sudden, he really had to fart. So deciding that the music was loud enough, he could relieve himself with the beat of the songs. So after a couple of songs he was completely fine, nothing left.

When his stop came, he got up and everybody on his way out were just staring at him.

Then he realized that he had his iPod on.

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

smiley 8.3 PG

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 17,004 times

categories: other

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 7 of 7 discussions       sort by: newest

[below viewing threshold, show comment] -1 thumb down thumb up
by shannon c. 1+ years ago

ugh bad joke !!!!!!!!!

Show 1 replies to this comment

+1 thumb down thumb up
by Jack R. 1+ years ago

LOL! I Can't Believe Everybody Was Just Staring At Him! Imagine That You Farted Like "Fart Fart Fart *Pause* Fart Fart Fart! *Pause" Faaaart!"

Show 1 replies to this comment

+3 thumb down thumb up
by LAStLyN h. 1+ years ago

UGh.SUCkS tO bE hiM!

Reply to LAStLyN h.'s comment
+9 thumb down thumb up
by Reg L. 1+ years ago

Good Joke. Liked it better when I read it here last month by Moelicious! Why don't people use the abort submission button?

Reply to Reg L.'s comment
+3 thumb down thumb up
by j d. 1+ years ago

Farting is a natural process ... if you hold it in "the gas travels to your head and that's where shitty ideas come from" Oh and it's only acceptable to fart in public when it's you and only you.

Show 1 replies to this comment

+4 thumb down thumb up
by Jeff Z. 1+ years ago

poor guy! sucks for him

Reply to Jeff Z.'s comment
+3 thumb down thumb up
by Brittany C. 1+ years ago

that's pretty good, one of my friends have done that before. It's so disgusting but it's really funny!

Reply to Brittany C.'s comment
CKPBC_City Bus

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

QjMEIt3HVPHORTM6YCm1rg
0