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The teacher asked a boy in the third grade what he did over the weekend. well, he said i found a dead cat. are you sure it was dead? yes teacher i pissed in it's ear and it didn't wake up. she said you what? well i lifted his ear and went pssst in it.

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by Emily W. 1+ years ago

good god, it's a joke, not an essay. so just back the hell off and give the man a break!!!

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by Hanky P. 1+ years ago

Heres a little something for you . , ! ? - ' Just in case your keyboard doesn't have them..

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

you need to learn punctuation. idiot.

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CKOKK_dead cat

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