The Ugly Frog

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THE UGLY FROG

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered,'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY.'!

So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince

THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!

She's old. Not dead!

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by Katie N. 1+ years ago

wow, funny. but i don't see how people dint get it. are they dumb? its common sense!

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

how can u ppl NOT get this? i got it ri8ght away and im a kid!

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by King Funny 1+ years ago

i think he meant the old lady turned to a holi... nvm i dont get it

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by Jack R. 1+ years ago

Sorry,But I don't even get half of the joke

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by Julie J. 1+ years ago

Took me awhile, but that one is funny!!

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