The computer

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A computer company got and order for one computer to be delivered to a school.

A few days later when a guy from the computer company arrivess at the school with the new computer he sees that the school is about ten stories tall.

He enters the school and goes to the office. They tell him that it is to be delivered to a classroom on the top floor and that there are no stairs. He then starts the long ascent of the very tall shcool.

Many minutes later, he arrives at the top floor. He locates the classroom and knocks on the door. A very chipper looking teacher answers the door and says: 'Ah class, the computer has finally arrived!'. The teacher indicates to the man to set the box down on a table nearby and invites him to stay for a demonstration.

The man accepts and stays as he watches the teacher set the computer up. He notices though that the teacher doeds not plug the computer in the wall. Intrigued, he continues to watch as the teacher picks the whole computer up and walks to a window with the computer in hand.

The teacher then asks a student to open the window. Once the window opened, the teacher drops the computer out the window and the whole class flocks the other windows to see what happens.

The man meanwhile is stunned at what the teacher had just done and he would be even more stunned at what the teacher was about to say: 'You see class, a computer is much faster then a pencil and a piece of paper!'

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by Geo T. 1+ years ago

wow, people actually give a shit about the physics of a joke?

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by kieran e. 1+ years ago

from wayside but not that funny

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by kirk a. 1+ years ago

if theres no stairs how does he get up there

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by Samanatha F. 1+ years ago

I mean online calculator for math, of course

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by Samanatha F. 1+ years ago

Oh wait a minute!!! I get it! She is saying that a computer is just plain FASTER, not that it drops faster, just that typing is faster then writing or using an online calculator or something

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by Samanatha F. 1+ years ago

Did you fail 3rd grade science or something???

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by Samanatha F. 1+ years ago

I LOVE the Wayside Books, but I HATE the show

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by bry n. 1+ years ago

what has wind got to do with it? gravity causes things to fall. air particles move when something drops, so that creates "wind" as you put it, but wind isn't needed to make stuff fall - as proved when things are dropped in a vacuum

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by Nick B. 1+ years ago

haha wayside school is falling down, fuckin classic

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by Kieran w. 1+ years ago

.....not very funny

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by Lynn F. 1+ years ago

hah! Thats funny.

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by GABY G. 1+ years ago

haha, sweet.

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by elly j. 1+ years ago

well obviously the computer will be heavier than a pencil and paper. what an idiot.

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

wayside school! there is a show on the books too now! love it =)

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by Paul Z. 1+ years ago

Sorry about the couple of typos; I was in a rush when I submitted this.

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