Chuck Norris Jokes!

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Chuck Norris doesn't do math, he simply stares at the question until it solves itself.

Chuck Norris can kill his enemies twice.

The only reason Osama Bin Laden is hiding is because he watched Walker: Texas Ranger.

Chuck Norris can kill you in a game of chess.

Freddy Krueger isn't the only one who can kill you in your dreams.

Before some kids sleep, they check their closet for the boogey man, before the boogey man sleeps he checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can beat you in connect four in one simple move: Killing You Before The Game Starts.

Chuck Norris has the right to roundhouse kick the President. Bye Bye Bush!

Chuck Norris makes the government do his taxes.

Chuck Norris Doesn't float, he simply pushes the water down.

Chuck Norris never cleaned his room when he was a kid...he made his room clean itself.

Chuck Norris was born before his parents.

God really took a break on the SECOND day...then Chuck Norris told him to do FIVE more.

Chuck Norris can laugh at handicaps.

Chuck Norris can laugh at womens rights.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a bedtime.

Chuck Norris isn't white or black...he has his own ethnicity.............He is CHUCK.

Chuck Norris is the last of his kind.

Chuck Norris created you.

Chuck Norris is one of the elements.

Chuck Norris' latest creation was.......... Arnold Shwartzenegger.

People are honored if Chuck Norris sneezes in their faces.

It's considered an autograph if Chuck Norris vandelizes his name onto your house.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid to kill his parents.

Chck Norris can be in more than 50 places at the same time.

Chuck Norris is the only human being ever to make you wanna kiss his ass.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to kick your ass without touching you.

If you comment Chuck Norris about his eyes, he'll Roundhouse kick you in the face...(and make sure your eyes explode)



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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

Lol!! luv chuck norris jokes!

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by Michael G. 1+ years ago

Are you like a Chucky worshipper or what? Far too much time spent watching Norris movies? Perhaps it's true that Chuck can laugh at the disabled but it doesn't make it right! PS - Sorry for the rant. I actually like your thinking!

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